“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(via queen-of-quiet-queefs)

Trying to figure out how I’ve gotten to this point in my life


Trying to get into bed after I’ve had a few too many

Oohh doge

When I make a joke that accidentally ends up being offensive



The morning after a big night when I’m remembering everything I did the night before


What Have I Done?

Nations are naturalBorders are bullshit
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